A Clear Case of 'Laxative Enforcement Policies'

Times Higher Education (UK) recently revived its annual "exam howlers" competition, where educators are asked to share student literary gems which sparkle with humor. In addition to the one in our title, some other funny ones include "Control of infectious diseases is very important in case an academic breaks out." We wonder if we couldn't hold a "Board of Trustees Meetings Howlers Competition"?